collegehumor:

Guy in Drive-Through has Ice Cream Cone Nipples

She looks like she sees this every day.

This almost looks like Ian……

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I’m becoming more and more jaded as the days go on. WHATEVER YOU GUYS.

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collegehumor:

Adele Funke

“Never mind, I’ll blue ‘Someone Like You.”

FUCKING. THIS IS LITERAL PERFECTION.

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xoxo-pizzagrrrl:

I can finally post this since I gave it to them! Me, Amy, Alex, and Annalise bought these for the lovely guys at the Mannor for Valentines Day. Aka our boyfriends and best friends.
“still cold”, “dddeeeaaamnnn!!!”, “how mad r u even” and the Mannergram.

WOOOO! WE DA BESSSSSSSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk

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Texts from the Boyfriend

Ian: How would you feel if I made a club anthem pop album under a stage name along the lines of Lady Gaga, Drake, Top 40 hits?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! seriously?

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Just found out that I’m probably going to be evicted…my first reaction was COOL! ALRIGHT! I live in the basement…BAI!
Must become Keyboard Kid but without the parental abuse.

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This might only be funny to people who know me or my mom or both of us fairly well but she seriously cracks me up.
Just to catch you guys up, my mom emailed me this morning about coming down to the city (NYC for those of you who don’t know) for my 21st birthday. My dad is super picky about food and about what we do in the city (he will NOT see any type of play or anything that nature) so my mom suggested a pub & a walking mafia tour which Ian & I aren’t too keen on. So naturally this conversation led into her taking me home from the hospital & how much I loved my swing, which she seems to bring up every year.
“To bad they don’t make them for adults.” I can’t even…haha

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