malloriebletts:

alison-outloud:

christ-opher:

amierose:

christ-opher:

Are you funny, smart, hard-working, and enrolled in college? You are? Well, stop bragging about it. I mean, Jesus, dude. Have you ever heard of modesty?

If you’re funny, smart, hard-working, enrolled in college, and not a cocky jerk, you should apply to be a CollegeHumor editorial intern this…

Could you guys open a Raleigh, NC branch? Either that or maybe physically move New York closer to Raleigh. Either would suffice and I would love to apply. I know you guys would hire me, you don’t have enough black people on staff. I mean I’M not black per se, but can we really define race in our ever changing society? 

No problem, silly. You can stay with me. ;)

This is actually a great idea. I’m applying so you better be ready to have a roommate…

Mallorie and Alex…GO DO THIS!

I don’t think I am qualified for this, because my confidence in my writing is extremely low. 

Maybe I will do this Allison. Maybe…& by maybe I mean probably because what the hell why not?