Texts from the Boyfriend Continued:
- Ian: What would my name be?
- Ian: BIGRED
- Ian: SEXYSWEDE
- Ian: Edgerly is the obvious choice
- Ian: Swamp Monster
- Ian: Blood Monger
- Ian: Boogers for Breakfast
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I AM DYING
- Me: Also, the last three aren't very poppy...
