Texts from the Boyfriend Continued:

  • Ian: What would my name be?
  • Ian: BIGRED
  • Ian: SEXYSWEDE
  • Ian: Edgerly is the obvious choice
  • Ian: Swamp Monster
  • Ian: Blood Monger
  • Ian: Boogers for Breakfast
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I AM DYING
  • Me: Also, the last three aren't very poppy...