Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)
MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00
White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00
Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)
Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00
Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00
Fake Mustache: $3.00
I only want to live to be like 55, then shoot me and use my 401k to bury me in 6 feet of good coffee grounds so I stay caffeinated in hell.