you can probably tell a lot about a person based on which parks and rec character they’d most like to marry
Or which they identify with the most.
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
Anonymous asked: If you could be an animal, but not a shark or a mermaid, what would it be?
UGH. Well now that you’ve eliminated my top two choices, though mermaids are half people so I wouldn’t count them as an animal necessarily, my backup would be a panther.
LOOK AT HOW BADASS THIS BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER IS.
Got drunk with my family at dinner for my youngest cousin’s 21st birthday, which was actually like 2 months ago, so ask me shit because I’m continuing the party alone in my room. *~*peace hand emoji*~*